wine vs water

Dad's fwd mail ^^

Guess I'm in a place where people talk stupid =p

I thought you might appreciate this rationale!
>
> As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
> in beer there is freedom, in water there is
> bacteria.
>
> In a number of carefully controlled trials,
> scientists have demonstrated
> that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
> end of the year we would
> have
> absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.
> coli) - bacteria found in
> feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
> poop.
>
> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
> beer (VODKA or other
> liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
> purification
> process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>
> Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health
>
> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
> than to drink water
> and be full of shit.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable
> information.
> I'm doing it as a public service.