I have FOUND a CURE for INSOMNIA!!!

Friday, July 6, 2007

NEWS live from Glasgow.

All the way from 57 Rottenrow East, G4 0NG. A breaking news that finally a CURE for INSOMNIA has been discovered!!


Unfortunately the only bad part about this cure is that it can't be controlled. It knows no gender and has no limits. It just spreads to everyone that comes within its bound.

This method is currently undergoing clinical trials phase 3 and so far results have been highly positive. Researches and test subjects are simply flabbergasted by its intensity. Even after a full good 9 hours of sleep, once this method is applied, the full blown effect is still seen.

Conclusion: the sleep spell is powerful.

If you are still battling with insomnia and the pills are not working feel free to call 0800-792929 and this method will be given to you for FREE. Do note that it is still in a phase 3 clinical trial.

Researcher: Fionna WY Tan

yijie: curi your pic too lazy to get another pic XD

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