Thursday, January 3, 2008

XD talk about embarrassments!!
courtesy of dad ^^

First Date
> If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting
> down when you read it.
> This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or
> not!!!
> Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing
> first date that a woman ever had.
> The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
> absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
> She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...and the guy
> had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake
> City, Utah.
> It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all,
> and truly had never met before.
> The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
> headed home late that afternoon.
> They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually
> began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
> They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and
> in the middle of nowhere!
> Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
> while.
> Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
> came a point where she told him that he had better stop and
> let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked
> her pants down and started.
> In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her
> butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
> Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
> and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
> All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the
> rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
> sensation.
> As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
> buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
> Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as
> she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.
> It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to
> the extreme cold.
> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,
> she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so
> long" with a Reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" and in
> need of some
> assistance!
> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
> sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he
> burst out laughing.
> She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
> themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
> Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were
> faced with a real problem.
> Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks
> from the grip of the icy metal!
> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
> first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way
> to get her free.
> So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to
> unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
> As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show
> prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be "pants down."
> And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
> Jay Leno's comment..."This gives a whole new meaning to being
> pissed off."
> Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband
> and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.